SDCC Toy News Made Me Wet My Shorts

I’m currently writing this in a fidgety state. I am so fucking excited about the news pouring out of the San Diego Comic Con that I can barely contain myself. I literally feel as if my nuts are on the brink of bursting. News will be coming out of every orifice the Internet has to offer, so I’m not going to say this is news. I’m merely sharing with you guys my excitement, for I can barely contain it. I am so excited that, ever since I decided to stop smoking, this is the most congested my chest has felt.

Although I am equally excited for both the Marvel Legends and the Marvel Universe line, I can’t help but feel slightly discouraged by the amount of money they’ll be charging for these beauties.
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