Office Toy Collecting Rule #1
November 6, 2009The number one rule of toy collecting and making your little office space hell feel a little bit more like home is as follows:
“If you bring action figures to the office, they will not, under any circumstance, go untouched or unplayed with.”
So if you don’t want people playing with them, just don’t bring them to the office. Now, if you go to an office like mine, where creativity flows like the juices from a bride on her honeymoon, the folks who touch your shit get pretty crazy with them. In the middle of toiling under the grind of corporate rule, we find time to salvage what little enjoyment we can scrape from our depths of our barely living souls. In other words, during our downtime, we play with our toys. Like real men.
Poses and pictures were by Mr. Mico Miciano and Peter Juan. Mico is the poker playing taekwondo guy, and the latter is my boss, mentor and sexual favors customer, the social media manager guy.
Spider-Man (black suit, so you can tell he’s the evil one) with a nice swift kick to Iron Fist’s face
Here we see the same kick from a different angle.
Here, we see Hulk, killing Peter’s phallic dinosaur (I still say it’s a diplodocus) with a giant phallic eraser. The dinosaur and eraser belong to Peter.
Daredevil’s a flamer now.
Moon Knight is chilling out.
Iron Fist finally gets some payback. POWERBOMB, BITCH!!!
Bwahahahaha! TMB will be back, it never left. It was just on vacation.
.. I think I’d have to drop by often 
