The Latest Iron Man Armor

Are you ready to feast your eyes upon the horror that is the latest Iron Man armor? Check it out:

What gay-ass anime-bullshit monstrosity is that? No, really. WTF is that?! The Marvel atrocities keep coming.

That is not a suit of armor. That is a lightly padded jumpsuit. Iron Man wears armor, not thick rubber pieces. And the hell is up with those LEDs at totally irrelevant areas? This… suit looks like it could be torn into by Squirrel GIrl. Who the hell designed this? Mr. Granov, if you’re reading this, please knock some sense into the dude who created this… abnormality.

I would have gladly accepted any of the Iron Man or Iron Man 2 movie sets of armor as Marvel Universe comic book canon. They looked great, and they looked menacing. He looked like a walking tank with substance abuse issues. This hideous blemish in the hall of armor looks like something Force or The Wizard would wear.

Now THOSE are Iron Man sets of armor. Would’ve loved the Mark III or Mark V as comic book canon. Gah! Hope this doesn’t last long.

BRING BACK THE MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 2 DLC!

FUCK!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

As some of you know, I recently got a PS3. The first game I bought was Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, in the hopes that I could get good DLC packs for it, and it becomes a totally awesome gaming experience. I bought it before Dec. 31, 2009. I heard about the DLC was going to get pulled before 2010.

I go online and find out that the DLC for MUA and MUA2 have been pulled from both Xbox Live and PSN stores. WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SHIT!?

This was supposed to be my FIRST EVER DLC PURCHASE, EVER and Activision or Marvel or someone chose to take that away from me.

I wanted to fucking play as PSYLOCKE and fucking CABLE! And yes, EVEN FUCKING CARNAGE!!! I am seriously pissed the fuck off.

I am not happy with Marvel or Activision right now. Could it be backlash from that FUCKING MOUSE buying the House of Ideas? Oh god, I hope not. But just in case, FUCK YOU, MICKEY MOUSE! FUCK YOU HARD IN THE ASSHOLE WITH A SPIKED STEEL DILDO!!!

I appeal to you, dear friends, to sign these petitions at Hero HQ Forums and the GameSpot Forums.

Activision, Marvel and Disney, I don’t get the thinking. There are people who are practically begging you to accept their money for digital characters. PLEASE BRING THE DLC BACK!