US Toy Fair

The US Toy Fair is still technically in full swing in that part of the world. I, on the other hand, am fucking figuring out ways on how to make more money because of ALL THE FUCKING AWESOME SHIT THAT WILL COME OUT THIS YEAR! No, seriously, there are some fucking hardcore shit being released.

Because I am merely human, I cannot show everything coming out. I will, however, because of my vanity, show the shit I will be stealing money for.

You’ve got the Extremis Iron Man. I’m still confused as to which wave this’ll come out in, but fuck the hoarding motherfuckers if they hoard it. Here’s a pic.

Is that not the sweetest Iron Man action figure EVER!? Fucking FINALLY we get an Extremis action figure.

There will also be a modern Thor, which is made of pure thunder and awesome. Here’s a pic:

I forget which wave this guy comes from, too, but I think he’s from HAMMER Files Wave 2. There’s also going to be a Juggernaut, a modern Luke Cage, a Havok, and fucken’ Galactus. Thankfully, I’m very happy with my Marvel Legends Galactus. We all know about the upcoming Iron Man figures coming out, yes? Here are links to the galleries: here, here and here.

I want ALL the 3.75″ Iron Man figures, except the villains. I also want this 6 inch figure:

Oh, and there are going to be Black Widow and Deadpool 6″ Marvel Legends figures. They’re TRU exclusive, but I guess I can get my grubby hands on them if I tried really, really hard and paid a ton of money.

Now, please excuse me while I go have an aneurysm because I can’t afford any of this shit.